So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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