Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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