Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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