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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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