Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
So much rum. So many feels.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
