Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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