I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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