Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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