She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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