shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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