1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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