Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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