So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
The Olympian is in my bed
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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