Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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