Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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