doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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