is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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