I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Are we still banned from the library?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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