white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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