Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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