so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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