i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
