Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I just got carded by a ten year old.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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