is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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