im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
you will always have a special place in my vag
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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