Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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