Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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