this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
Randomize
