I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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