in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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