can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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