bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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