I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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