can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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