Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Randomize
