She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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