Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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