I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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