google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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