hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
wow bdsm is so cute
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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