So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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