Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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