What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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