we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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