so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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