I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
