Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Randomize
