question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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