Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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