Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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