YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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